got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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