You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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