I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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