she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
i now understand why vodka
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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