How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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