I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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