its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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