Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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