how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
