The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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