There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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