he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
