i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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