what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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