hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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