I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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