why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
