It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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