ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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