Pappa wants mamma naked
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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