who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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