i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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