Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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