I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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