office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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