C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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