You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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