We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm like, not good at living.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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