i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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