He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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