you guys were way drunker than both of me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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