My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
