Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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