one might say we're banned from that church
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Be still, my beating vagina.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
