I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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