just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
pray to the hookup gods
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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