What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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