North Korea, Best Korea!
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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