You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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