he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
