I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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