Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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