Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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