I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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