so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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