i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
