its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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