There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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