Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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