Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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